Julia

Counsel, Lucetta; gentle girl, assist me;

And even in kind love I do conjure thee,

Who art the table wherein all my thoughts

Are visibly charactered and engraved,

To lesson me and tell me some good mean

How, with my honour, I may undertake

A journey to my loving Proteus.

Lucetta

Alas, the way is wearisome and long!

Julia

A true-devoted pilgrim is not weary

To measure kingdoms with his feeble steps;

Much less shall she that hath Love's wings to fly,

And when the flight is made to one so dear,

Of such divine perfection, as Sir Proteus.

Lucetta

Better forbear till Proteus make return.

Julia

O, know'st thou not his looks are my soul's food?

Pity the dearth that I have pined in,

By longing for that food so long a time.

Didst thou but know the inly touch of love,

Thou wouldst as soon go kindle fire with snow

As seek to quench the fire of love with words.

Lucetta

I do not seek to quench your love's hot fire,

But qualify the fire's extreme rage,

Lest it should burn above the bounds of reason.

Julia

The more thou damm'st it up, the more it burns.

The current that with gentle murmur glides,

Thou know'st, being stopped, impatiently doth rage;

But when his fair course is not hindered,

He makes sweet music with the enamelled stones,

Giving a gentle kiss to every sedge

He overtaketh in his pilgrimage,

And so by many winding nooks he strays

With willing sport to the wild ocean.

Then let me go and hinder not my course:

I'll be as patient as a gentle stream

And make a pastime of each weary step,

Till the last step have brought me to my love;

And there I'll rest, as after much turmoil

A blessed soul doth in Elysium.

Lucetta

But in what habit will you go along?

Julia

Not like a woman; for I would prevent

The loose encounters of lascivious men:

Gentle Lucetta, fit me with such weeds

As may beseem some well-reputed page.

Lucetta

Why, then, your ladyship must cut your hair.

Julia

No, girl; I'll knit it up in silken strings

With twenty odd-conceited true-love knots.

To be fantastic may become a youth

Of greater time than I shall show to be.

Lucetta

What fashion, madam, shall I make your breeches?

Julia

That fits as well as “Tell me, good my lord,

What compass will you wear your farthingale?”

Why even what fashion thou best likes, Lucetta.

Lucetta

You must needs have them with a codpiece, madam.

Julia

Out, out, Lucetta! that will be ill-favoured.

Lucetta

A round hose, madam, now's not worth a pin,

Unless you have a codpiece to stick pins on.

Julia

Lucetta, as thou lovest me, let me have

What thou thinkest meet and is most mannerly.

But tell me, wench, how will the world repute me

For undertaking so unstaid a journey?

I fear me, it will make me scandalized.

Lucetta

If you think so, then stay at home and go not.

Julia

Nay, that I will not.

Lucetta

Then never dream on infamy, but go.

If Proteus like your journey when you come,

No matter who's displeased when you are gone:

I fear me, he will scarce be pleased withal.

Julia

That is the least, Lucetta, of my fear:

A thousand oaths, an ocean of his tears

And instances of infinite of love

Warrant me welcome to my Proteus.

Lucetta

All these are servants to deceitful men.

Julia

Base men, that use them to so base effect!

But truer stars did govern Proteus' birth;

His words are bonds, his oaths are oracles,

His love sincere, his thoughts immaculate,

His tears pure messengers sent from his heart,

His heart as far from fraud as heaven from earth.

Lucetta

Pray heaven he prove so, when you come to him!

Julia

Now, as thou lovest me, do him not that wrong

To bear a hard opinion of his truth:

Only deserve my love by loving him;

And presently go with me to my chamber,

To take a note of what I stand in need of,

To furnish me upon my longing journey.

All that is mine I leave at thy dispose,

My goods, my lands, my reputation;

Only, in lieu thereof, dispatch me hence.

Come, answer not, but to it presently!

I am impatient of my tarriance. Exeunt.